Soothing Candle That Doesn't Smell Like Someone Shat On The Floor

Β£17.75

Part of the luxurious Who Shat Spa Range, our understated yet chic unscented candle creates the perfect atmosphere for relaxation, interrogation or romance. The candle is unscented and has a pleasant natural aroma. It doesn't smell like someone shat on the floor at a wedding (unless that shit smells of nothing).

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

Part of the luxurious Who Shat Spa Range, our understated yet chic unscented candle creates the perfect atmosphere for relaxation, interrogation or romance. The candle is unscented and has a pleasant natural aroma. It doesn't smell like someone shat on the floor at a wedding (unless that shit smells of nothing).

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

    • Soy wax

    • Cotton wick

    • 3.76β€³ Γ— 3.13β€³ (95 Γ— 79 mm) glass vessel

    • Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)

  • Estimated delivery time to the US is 5-8 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK is 10-13 business days.

    Estimated delivery to our peeps in Australia and Sweden is 22-24 business days. And 17-20 business days to Ireland & New Zealand, which we think is a perfect amount of time to solve a non-crime crime. So why not take on a case, and if you have not solved it by the time our candle arrives, then the candle can help you unwind from the stress of the case.

  • Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.