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Paper To Wrap Your Shit Christmas Presents

£19.95

If the present you have purchased for a loved one is not great, then it's important to set expectations before the gift is opened. Once the gift receiver sees ‘this is a shitty present’ on the exterior, it is possible (but not guaranteed) that their expectations become so low, they actually like what you have put inside.

We strongly advise only ordering this if you live in the US (details below). Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

If the present you have purchased for a loved one is not great, then it's important to set expectations before the gift is opened. Once the gift receiver sees ‘this is a shitty present’ on the exterior, it is possible (but not guaranteed) that their expectations become so low, they actually like what you have put inside.

We strongly advise only ordering this if you live in the US (details below). Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

    • Size: 28.75″ × 19.75″ (73 × 50.2 cm)

    • Thickness: 70# uncoated text

    • Printing on one side

    • White reverse side

    • A set of 3 sheets

    • Matte finish

  • We strongly advise only ordering this product if you live in the US as it is made there and is delivered at an acceptable speed. Estimated delivery time within the US is 5-9 business days.

    To our friends outside the US, this product can take between 14-25 business days to arrive and you might have to pay import tax. It’s a mystery to us why it takes so long, but we imagine the people at the fulfilment centre and the delivery people are taking a lot of snack breaks in between the printing/packaging/sending of it, which Assistant To The Assistant Helen McLaughlin wholeheartedly supports. If you buy this product and you live outside of the US, we salute your brave choice. Because it is a choice of patience and dedication to the Who Shat cause.

  • Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.