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Paper To Wrap Your Shit Christmas Presents

£19.95

If the present you have purchased for a loved one is not great, then it's important to set expectations before the gift is opened. Once the gift receiver sees ‘this is a shitty present’ on the exterior, it is possible (but not guaranteed) that their expectations become so low, they actually like what you have put inside.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

If the present you have purchased for a loved one is not great, then it's important to set expectations before the gift is opened. Once the gift receiver sees ‘this is a shitty present’ on the exterior, it is possible (but not guaranteed) that their expectations become so low, they actually like what you have put inside.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

    • Size: 28.75″ × 19.75″ (73 × 50.2 cm)

    • Thickness: 70# uncoated text

    • Printing on one side

    • White reverse side

    • A set of 3 sheets

    • Matte finish

  • Estimated delivery time to the US is 5-9 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK is 14-15 business days.

    To our friends outside the US, this product can take between 15-25 business days to arrive. It’s a mystery to us why it takes so long, but we imagine the people at the fulfilment centre are taking a lot of snack breaks in between the printing and packaging of it, which assistant to the assistant Helen McLaughlin wholeheartedly supports . If you buy this product, we salute your brave choice. Because it is a choice of patience and dedication to the Who Shat cause. You’ll be pleased to know that our wrapping paper is awesome and worth the wait.

  • Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.