Unqualified Detectives’ Club Mug

£13.50

Not everyone can become a cop. But you can become an unqualified one just by buying this mug.

As soon as you take your first sip, you officially become a member of the least exclusive club in the world: The Unqualified Detectives’ Club. A place where we live by our motto, “Guilty until proven innocent.”

All cops drink coffee. But not all cops look cool while drinking it. Time to change that.

This ceramic mug is the perfect blend of function and flair. Ideal as a gift, or as your everyday essential for those caffeine-fuelled interrogations.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. 

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

Not everyone can become a cop. But you can become an unqualified one just by buying this mug.

As soon as you take your first sip, you officially become a member of the least exclusive club in the world: The Unqualified Detectives’ Club. A place where we live by our motto, “Guilty until proven innocent.”

All cops drink coffee. But not all cops look cool while drinking it. Time to change that.

This ceramic mug is the perfect blend of function and flair. Ideal as a gift, or as your everyday essential for those caffeine-fuelled interrogations.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. 

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

    • Ceramic 11 oz mug

    • Dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)

    • Dishwasher and microwave safe

    • Suitable for unqualified detectives only

  • Estimated delivery time to the US is 6-9 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK, Germany, Netherlands, France, Ireland and Sweden is 4-6 business days. For our friends in Canada, Australia and New Zealand expected delivery time is 5-12 business days.

  • Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.