Unqualified Detective's Notebook Police Edition

Β£20.00

This must-have notebook has been designed using advanced unqualified detective technology and is proven to boost your crime solving success rate*.

*Assuming your starting success rate is 0%.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

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This must-have notebook has been designed using advanced unqualified detective technology and is proven to boost your crime solving success rate*.

*Assuming your starting success rate is 0%.

Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.

We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.

    • Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper

    • Size: 5.5" Γ— 8.5" (13.97 cm Γ— 21.59 cm)

    • Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)

    • 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper

    • Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker

    • Expandable inner pocket

    • Perfect for crime documentation

  • Estimated delivery time to the US/Canada is 8-12 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK, Australia, New Zealand and most EU countries is 14-19 business days.

    While you wait you will obviously not have a notebook to document your non-crime case notes. Do not freak out. All you need to do is find a temporary documentation tool. Some possible alternatives are: toilet paper or donut packaging. When the notebook arrives, quickly and calmly transfer your important case notes and continue investigating your non-crime.

  • Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.